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A bag of OG Flakes cereal milk chews

OG Flakes

The original. It tastes like the milk. You know the milk.

A bag of Cocoa Puddles cereal milk chews

Cocoa Puddles

What's left when the chocolate cereal is gone. We kept it.

A bag of Fruity Dupes cereal milk chews

Fruity Dupes

Suspiciously familiar. Legally distinct.

A bag of Cinn City cereal milk chews

Cinn City

Cinnamon milk with a past.

It's candy that tastes like the milk. You know the milk.

A bag of Cheereal OG Flakes cereal milk chews

Pick Your Bowl.

Launch pricing. It goes up when the first run is gone.

The Sample
One bag of Cheereal OG Flakes cereal milk chews

One Bag

100g · 30 chews

$4.99

$4.99 / Bag

Shipping at checkout

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One bag. Enough to find out whether we were telling the truth.

Ships as OG Flakes.

The Regular

Four Pack

400g · 120 chews

$20

$5 / Bag

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Four bags. One for you, three for the drawer you don't discuss.

Ships as OG Flakes.

The Staple

Twelve Pack

1.2kg · 360 chews · mixed

$54

$4.50 / Bag

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Twelve bags, all four flavors. This is the one most people pick. We're not going to pretend otherwise.

The Problem

Double Dozen

2.4kg · 720 chews · mixed

$99

$4.13 / Bag

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Twenty four bags. At this point it's a supply, not a snack.

Nutrition

Contains milk. Contains sugar. Part of a balanced Saturday!

See The Panel

The Standing Order

Arrives at their door

One four pack every month.

Needs their address.

A Cheereal gift card

Gift card

Arrives in their inbox

Any amount, no address.

Needs only an email.

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A single wrapped Cheereal chew

Ships Late September

Cooked in small runs. Wrapped one at a time. Boxed by someone who is fine.

Wrapped, boxed and gone by late september.

Questions.

What does it taste like?

Cereal milk. The milk at the bottom of the bowl, after the cereal has been sitting in it and has given up everything it had. We turned that into a soft chew. That is the entire product.

Is there cereal in it?

No. There is the milk. The cereal already had its turn.

What's in it?

Milk, sugar, glucose syrup, butter, salt, and the flavor in question. Soft, individually wrapped, 30 to a 100g bag. The full panel is printed on the back of every bag.

Are these your cereals?

They are nobody's cereals. Fruity Dupes is suspiciously familiar and legally distinct. That is as far as we are going to take that conversation.

How many chews in a bag?

30 per 100g bag, each one wrapped separately. We counted. Once.

Allergens?

Contains milk. It is a milk candy, so this is not a surprise. The full allergen statement is on every bag.

Why is it called Cheereal?

It is cheerful and it is cereal and we stopped there.

When does it ship?

Late September. Pre-order now and we will email you the day it moves.